Heres how the conversation broke down...
Absolutely ZERO exaggeration
Think what you want...heres how i went
Anonymous: Wait, Evan? So you dont drink at all? Or smoke? Or weed? That Sh*ts fun!!
Evan: Nope, sorry thats not how I roll
Anonymous: Loser! Thats your problem, your going to be healthy and live to be 100. All your friends and family will be dead, but not you cause your a good little boy! haha your life wont be very fun, you'll die alone!
Evan: Are you seriously kidding me? Your telling me that you choose a shorter life over living healthy?
Anonymous: Hell yeah! Screw life...have fun! The first day im in a wheel chair or an old person home I will find a way to fall off a bridge.
Evan:wait, you were just making fun of me for not wanting to abuse myself, and for choosing life?
Anonymous #2: wait Evan, you've really never drank?
Anonymous #3: I need to get you drunk!!! You will be awesome!
Evan: good luck with that
Anonymous #2: oh yeah, we'll spike your drink! you need to have fun!
Evan: thanks for the respect, I appreciate it!(walks away)
Thats high school....
the geeeeetar (a.k.a. - guitar)
6 years ago